LAST RIDE
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ONE NIGHT ONLY · GRAND RAPIDS
TONY'S
LAST RIDE
LAST RIDE
Saturday, September 26. Dinner at 4:00, lights out at midnight. Everything that happens tonight lands on this page.
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DROPS
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ROASTS
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HIS DRINKS
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THE EVIDENCE
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MORNING AFTER
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THE NIGHT
Saturday, Sept 26 · Downtown Grand Rapids
THE CRAWL LIST
Spots within a mile of the Amway. Upvote where you want to stop — top picks win.
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HOUSE RULES
Drink responsibly. DO NOT DRIVE HOME IF YOU'RE NOT SOBER.
MOST IMPORTANT
Have FUN — and make sure Tony gets absolutely demolished.
Tony pays for nothing. Everyone buys him one.
Lost the group? Front doors of the Amway Grand.
THE GAMES
Wrong answers encouraged. Confidence required.
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW TONY
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CALL IT NOW
One vote each. Receipts in the morning.
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THE QUEUE
Add a song. Upvote the good ones. Top track plays next.
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ROAST WALL
Anonymous. One line each. He reads all of them at breakfast, so make it count.
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TONY DRINKS FREE
Every bar, somebody new buys the groom a drink. Claim your round so we don't double up — or leave him dry.
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CLAIM A ROUND
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WHO'S COVERED HIM
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THE LOG
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DAMAGE REPORT
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TOP OF THE QUEUE
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HARSHEST ROAST
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MOST GENEROUS
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DUCKPIN
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SEPT 26 · GRAND RAPIDS
ONE NIGHT ONLY · WEDDING IN DECEMBER
ONE NIGHT ONLY · WEDDING IN DECEMBER
DUCKPIN
Two lanes, 10 PM to midnight at Woodrow's. Team vs. team, game by game. Losers buy the groom a round.
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LOG A GAME
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Final pin count per lane at the end of each game. Swap lanes between games so nobody blames the deck.
SCORECARD
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WHO OWES THE ROUND
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HOW WE SCORE IT
Most games won takes it. Tie goes to total pins.
Losing team buys Tony his next drink — one person, their choice of poison.
If The Other Guys lose, Tony still drinks. If Team Tony loses, Tony still drinks.
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